Tazzie Talk
Another week more blogging to be done. This week we were in both the Gold Coast and Brisbane. I got to go to Currumbin Wildlife Sanctuary, White Water World again and Dreamworld again.
Currumbin
From the perspective of Tazzie the Tasmanian devil.
What a place to wind up, retire. Australia zoo’s just up the road and I’m here miserable. I’d rather slam my tongue in a car door. I came to this zoo because It has the words GET CLOSER on its brochure i thought that would be a awesome place to end up. I thought that a stupid human would get so close that i could see how they tasted but no I’m here small enclose no friends nothing.
I also thought that it would be good because I have never tasted Red Pander, Lemur, Panda but none of them. I don’t like it this place only have like 12 different animals and I can’t even see any of them. My neighbour is like 400ms down the lane. The only time I get to talk to someone is, NEVER! The stupid keeper took my phone off me so I can’t even talk to MUM, hello we have feelings too.
Well if I were only human I could go for an adventured on the tree climbing course. But if I had to where one of those overalls I would bite the persons head off. Then it hit me all I need is for a little kid to fall of the cable and then I would take all his clothing and BANG look, I’m human, I can Have a good time but what were the chances of that. What person is dumb enough to fall into my evil lair.
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| Here's the girl who got attacked by the bird who loves blue. |
Well I guess I’m being a bit hard on this place, like I get the news paper every Sunday. I heard about this really cool bird show that they have here. I never knew that a bird could grab its pray and eat it all in flight. There was also a little bird who attacked a girl called Taz just because she was wearing blue. After that they took the bird to a special house because they thought that it needed care. What a load of rubbish. any way you heard from me Tazzie the Tazzie Devil. If I were you I wouldn’t spend my cash here go to Auzzie Zoo 10 times better lots more animals too much on.
White Water World AGAIN
We went back to White Water World because the weather was nice and there was nothing to do at the camp site. It was pretty relaxing at White Water World. We would sit in the wave pool and every now and again we would go off to a water slide. Taj decided that it might be good to go back on the hydrocoaster so off I went with dad and Taj to the hydrocoaster. Taj well............ LOVED IT and when we got off he asked if we could do it again. Dad sat out for this one but I again went on with Taj and this time we went no hands nearly the whole way. The only time we held on was at the first hill!! It’s really good that he liked the slide.
Dreamworld
We went to Dreamworld for the 5th time. I don’t think I told you about the 4th time but that was pretty much the same apart from we went on the Giant Drop and mum nearly pooped her pants. When we saw the pic it was soo funny I laughed so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The 5th time I thought was really different to the other times. Taj wanted to go on EVERYTHING. The only things he didn’t go on were the rides he was too small to go on!! I went on the Giant Drop and Ryley nearly did but he chickened out just before the line! Mum said he was smart but I said he was soo stupid!!!!!!!
This time the Claw was going so Ry and I went on 5 times. It was Ryley’s favourite ever ride! Mum was so proud but I thought it was about time. What’s soo bad about a ride seriously!! On the 5th day I managed to complete the big 6. Mum also completed the big 6 but she had to do it over every day because she wasn’t going on the Giant Drop again I’m telling you that.
Couchin Creek
We got ripped off at the last place so we had to go back to the forest with no showers. I didn’t mind this place I caught a fish it was under 15cms. Mum and Dad saw a big shark that kind of looked like a flattie with a dorsal fin. Their was a little dog that loved to chance Turkeys. It was really funny watching him chacing the turkies up trees.
That finishes my 5th blog. I hope all my fellow school mates have a good week and the weather gets better!!!
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